Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Conversations with an eleven year old

As I was shuttling the boys to Scouts, I asked my eleven year old son Aidan if he knew a boy in his grade named Larry. (I have changed the name on the outside chance he or his parents somehow come across this account and take me to the cleaners, as the say, for defamation of character.)

Aidan said, “Oh yea, I know Larry, he is the biggest cry baby I have ever seen…ever.”

“Oh, really?” I answered.  “He has never cried on my bus.  (I drive a school bus, which knowing makes this part of the story much easier to follow.)

“He doesn’t ride the bus.”  Aidan said.

“Yes, he does.  He is the short kid who plays trombone in the band.”

“Oh…that Larry.”  Aidan said surprised.  “I'm thinking of a different Larry.  The Larry I am referring to cries every time someone looks at him.  Last year at school, he cried because no one wanted to sit with him during lunch because he cried.  I think that is called a vicious circle if my memory serves me.  (Yes he actually said that.)

“That is kind of sad, actually.” I answered.

“Yes, I suppose.  Oh, and guess what?”

“What?”

“When we went to Biz Town last year, he was a reporter just like me.  Except, guess what?”

“What?” I sighed.

“He only wrote one story, and it wasn’t even about Biz Town.  Do you know what it was about?”

“Nope, can’t say that I do.” I answered.

“Horses.”

“Horses?”

“Yea, horses.  I told him that he couldn’t write a story about horses.  And, do you know what he did?”

“Aah…started crying?” I offered.

“Exactly.  That’s when I told him that he needed to go over to a bench they had by this one wall, and to sit down and write a story about something to do with Biz Town.  A little while later I saw him sitting on the bench and when I walked over to him, guess what he was doing?”

“Writing a story about cows?” I ventured.

“No, he was doing a crossword puzzle.  And guess what?”

“What?”

“The crossword was about horses.  The whole thing was really bazaar.  A travesty really.”

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

I COULD HAVE BEEN A HERO - Book 2

Book 2 – THE SCHOOL CARNIVAL

Even though Willy Mays, who was my childhood hero, would have hung his head in shame at the way I acted on and off the field that Friday afternoon at Aztec School, all was not wasted.  I was able to gather a following, and after all, that was my goal.

My parents were hoping that maybe the new friends and the atmosphere would be a blessing to me and them.  There was a gang of guys I ran around with about which my mother was none too happy.  Don’t misunderstand, gangs, when I was in the sixth grade in the late 50’s, was nothing like what one pictures now when the word “gang” pops up in a conversation.  We were just a group of 5 or 6 gangly kids that were always looking for someway to amuse ourselves.

As I think back, I can understand why my mother looked so worn out when she was but 30 years old.  It seemed that I was always getting into some kind of trouble and being sent to the principal’s office.  This was really frustrating for my mother, because she knew what a wonderful little boy I was.  In fact, she was the only one who understood, I think, as I pleaded my case after each suspension.  I could not understand how a guy could get suspended for something that was not his fault.  You be the judge.

I spent most of the sixth grade at Beardsley Elementary School.  We did not move into town until later that year.  I guess it was fashionable for the girls to chase after the boys and try to put lipstick or rouge on them, or at least it was at Beardsley.  I had no idea why they did that, but to tell you the truth, there was a little of that testosterone thing going on as well, because it was a little titillating knowing that a bunch of girls were chasing you.  There was a rule at the school that prohibited running in the hallways, but everybody did it.  In fact, the only time kids walked down the hallway was when a teacher was yelling at them to stop running.

I had managed to lose the girls successfully at one point, but just to make sure; I halted my flight to freedom just long enough to push my back against a side wall and ever so carefully rounded the corner of the hallway with just the edge of my eyeball.  As I was looking down the corridor, Mrs. Schotz, who had been teaching at Highland School ever since schools had been invented, snuck up behind me.  Now, if she would have tapped me on the shoulder, or cleared her throat, or just plain yelled at me, I would have turned around, said something dumb, and then would have been on my way.  But that was not the way Mrs. Schotz did things.  She tip-toed up behind me, stood tall, which was saying something since she was only about five foot two, folded her arms and planted her feet firmly on the floor.

“There he is!” one of the girls at the other end of the hallway screamed.

“Oh crap.” I mumbled as I turned to scramble down the hall and out of their reach.

I tried to explain to the principal that I was sorry that I knocked Mrs. Schotz down, and I was terribly sorry that she was rushed to the hospital and that I hoped that her broken hip healed soon.

My poor mother just sat there beside me with this pitiful look on her face.  Mr. Harvey, the principal, glared at me over his glasses that sat on the end of his nose.  He said nothing, just stared.  The silence was killing me.

“Mr. Harvey, it really wasn’t my fault.” I begged.  “I didn’t know that those dumb girls would spot me, and I certainly didn’t know she was standing behind me.  Besides, if she would have retired way back when she got too old to teach, none of this would have happened.”

Mr. Harvey finally spoke.  But he spoke to my mother instead of me.  He told my mom that perhaps she might want to encourage me to stop talking.  Which, I did.

I’m sure my dear sweet mother was hoping that this would be the end of her having to come in to see the principal about her darling little boy.  I was hoping the same thing, but it just wasn’t meant to be.


“DO NOT BOUNCE THE BALLS IN THE HALLWAY!”

That was what the sign read that was posted on the door of the equipment room.  That rule never did make sense to me.  If there was a teacher trying to teach their students something in an adjoining classroom, I would have understood how it could have been disrupting.  But the fact was, students were not permitted to check out balls except during recess and during recess all the classrooms are vacant.  So, I just assumed that the rule was made a long time ago, and it was no longer enforced.  Besides…everyone did it.

I was going through my usual routine, which was crowding in front of the fifth graders so I could get one of the better balls.  After I checked out the ball I wanted, I headed down the hallway towards the playground where a bunch of my friends were waiting to play kickball…I was bouncing the ball, of course.

At that moment, I thought of a way to test the supreme accuracy of my eye/hand coordination.  “I wonder how close I can bounce this ball to my foot, without actually hitting it.” I thought.  Never in a thousand years did I think I would hit the corner of my shoe, but I did.  The crazy ball hit right on the edge of my big toe.  Now, it could have bounced straight up, back into my arms, but nothing is ever that easy.  Yes, I know, it is much more likely that the ball is going to carom off in an unpredictable direction.  As such, it could have hit against numerous objects without causing alarm…a classroom wall, a bulletin board display, even a girls head.  But, it flew up against one particular part of the wall…the exact, precise area where the fire alarm was attached.  It was a perfect bull’s eye.  In fact, I have thought about the incident since, and have come to the conclusion that I could have probably stood off about ten feet or so and threw the ball at the fire alarm and never have hit it.    

It was actually kind of funny.  There were kids running all over the place screaming and causing quite a stir.  Teachers were standing around looking at each other with that look of “what’s that?  It sounds like the fire alarm.  What are we supposed to do, again?”  Fire drills occur during class, not during the recess, as I recall.  The whole playground soon was pandemonium.  Everyone, that is, except my teacher, Mr. Busser.  He had been standing down at the end of the hallway doing his daily supervision gig and saw my exercise in expert ball handling.

“Hello, Mom?  Mr. Harvey said that I have to call you and ask you to come down to the school for a meeting.”

“But, Mom!  Mom! I didn’t do anything.  Really!”


The third week of March was always a festive time at Beardsley School, plus it proved to be my last hurray there because it was the very next week that we moved back into Bakersfield where I finished up sixth grade at Highland Elementary School.

There was a carnival that some weekend outfit had put together to entertain school kids.  They set up their Ferris wheel and other less spectacular rides in the field across the street from the school.  In reality, the carnival was not all that entertaining, unless you liked gawking at poor animals that looked as if they had missed way too many meals.  However, the reason the kids loved the carnival so much was because we were released from school a lot during that time.  The highlight of the week, according to the parents and school staff, was Black Thursday, as we called it.  Apparently, one of the school board members thought it would be a great idea if all the parents were invited to go to school with their children on that particular day.  They would actually go around with us and sit by us and listen to the teachers as they presented their very polished lessons, obviously, for the benefit of the parents.  In theory the whole concept of this special day sounded pretty good.  But, when you’re a sixth grader…it was Black Thursday.

One of the advantages I had throughout the week was the fact that my father worked during the day.  Therefore, I only had to please my mom, which generally wasn’t all that difficult.  My dad, on the other hand…just let me say, if Dad had been with me on Black Thursday, I wouldn’t have been able to sit down for a week, after the commotion I some how inadvertently caused.

I was really trying to be on my best behavior, because I really did want to make my mom proud of me.  And, how much trouble could a guy get into with his mother sitting in a chair right next to his desk all day long?

I guess it must have happened during a breakdown in concentration.  I can remember Mr. Busser talking about something to do with Joaquin Murrieta and his band of merry robbers, when it happened.  I was really trying to listen, but at the same time, I was dreaming about my mansions on high, an activity I did quite often, as I recall.

I had one of those old kinds of desks that had a hole right in the middle up toward the top.  When we asked our teacher about the purpose of the hole, we were told that they were for the bottles of ink used by the students years ago.  That fact, alone, made me wonder how kids survived those days.  Imagine, a bottle of ink setting right there on the top of a ten year olds desk?
 
I was fiddling around with the brand new pencil my mother had given me so I could start this special day out on the right foot, as the saying goes.  I was lost in deep thought as I pondered all the ways a guy could use that ink.  My pencil had a nice sharp point on it and I hadn’t had time to chew the eraser off yet.  I was trying to balance the pencil on the rim of the ink well.  The eraser was nestled up against the wall of the hole, and the point was sticking straight toward Billy Shields, who was sitting directly in front of me leaning on his desk with his head resting in his hands.

Billy was pretty good at faking out Mr. Busser.  He would appear to be totally engrossed in whatever Mr. Busser was saying, but, actually, he was fast asleep.  I can’t imagine how Billy thought anyone was fooled, especially when his body started jerking and jumping all over the place like what happens to some of the people who fall asleep at church.

Well, as fate would have it, on that particular Black Thursday, Billy wasn’t sleeping, and suddenly, without any kind of warning, he decided to lean back in his chair and stretch.  He threw his arms out to his side, and slammed his upper torso against the backrest of his desk chair with amazing velocity.

Billy screamed so loud that Mr. Busser dropped his book.  Even though I knew it meant another trip to the principal’s office, it was kind of funny.  That pencil was stuck right smack in the middle of his back.  Even when he jumped out of his seat, the pencil remained intact.  It looked as though he had been shot with a little yellow arrow.  I tried to be a “Pollyanna” about the whole thing, and looked desperately for something positive about the predicament.  “At least they won’t have to bother my mom at home.” I thought as I glanced over at her for the first time since Billy’s blood curdling scream.  She had this horrified expression on her face, and I just knew this wasn’t going to end well.

Mr. Harvey was pretty cool with the whole ordeal, actually.  I wasn’t sure if it was because my mother was there or what, but he only lectured me for awhile, and told me how dangerous it was and all about lead poisoning and such, but I wasn’t suspended.  If the week could have ended on that note, everyone would have been much happier, but it was not the case. 

During the carnival week, as tradition dictated, there was a big baseball game between the fifth graders and the sixth graders.  The sixth graders usually won, but on occasion the fifth grade would come up with a couple of super stars and would show the sixth graders who the real pros were.

We were kind of cocky and figured this would be the usual year in which we would kick the fannies of the fifth graders and was pretty confident that it was going to be a lopsided affair.  And, it should have been, had it not been for Mr. Weeks.

Mr. Weeks was a fifth grade teacher, and he decided that the teachers ought to be able to play if they wanted.  That was a definite disadvantage to us, because Mr. Busser was rather rotund, to say the least, and was a little on the feminine side of life.

“This is just great!” I said to myself.  “Mr. Busser probably doesn’t even know who Willy Mays is.”

Mr. Weeks, on the other hand, was a jock.  He was OK when it came to playing sports, but then it was really hard to make an accurate assessment.  After all he was playing against a bunch of elementary school kids.  Even though he was a pretty cool teacher, most of the guys didn’t like him when he donned his sporting gear.  He was always talking about how great he was, and how he was an all-star in every sport when he was a kid, etc, etc, etc.  And…worse yet, the girls thought he was cute, which was just wrong.

The game went as I thought it would when Mr. Weeks announced that he was going to play.  We were getting our proverbial butts kicked, thanks to Mr. Weeks hitting the ball into the kindergarten playground every time he came to bat.  I was getting more and more frustrated as the minutes ticked by.  My only consolation was that the busses were ready to take kids home, so the game would have to end soon.

“All right, we have just enough time for me to bat one more time.”  Mr. Weeks yelled.

I groaned.

He stepped to the plate, turned and looked at me.  “Well, Mr. Catcher,” he said with a pompous grin smeared across his face.  “Watch me knock the cover off it.” he smirked.  I really just wanted to spit on his nose and be done with it, but figured it would probably just hit my mask’s crossbar, so I discarded that thought as quickly as it came to mind.

Sure enough, with one mighty swing, the ball quickly sailed out of sight.  I do not recall what came over me at that point, but watching Mr. Weeks jogging around the bases laughing and holding his arms in the air like he had really done something special, well, something inside me snapped.  As he rounded third base heading for home, I faked it like the ball was being thrown to me.

“Thanks, Mr. Busser!” I yelled.  “Come on you guys, throw the ball.  We can still get him!”

Mr. Weeks didn’t turn around to check out the situation, which would have made it clear to Mr. Weeks that I was bluffing him.  All he would have seen was a bunch of dazed sixth grade boys staring at the scene that was unfolding.  So, because Mr. Weeks thought I was on the up and up, he got this real serious look on his face and started pushing himself down the line.  As he got closer and closer to the plate, I played as if the ball was almost in my glove.  It was a little surreal in that it seemed like everything had switched into slow motion.  I saw his eyes as they glared in determination.  The fatty part of his cheeks was bouncing up and down on his face.  I could even hear his belabored breathing as he stumbled toward me.

At that moment, I really had no control over what my body was about to do.  Even though Mr. Weeks was playing in black slack pants, a white shirt with his tie loosed about his neck, I couldn’t resist.  When he struggled toward the plate, slightly off balance, I ever so carefully stuck my foot out.  I didn’t really expect him to fall face first into the powdery dirt, and I really didn’t expect him to jump up and start chasing me all over the field.  However, as I think about it now, it must have been quite a sight.  There he was, a grown man covered in dirt, chasing a little kid around the ball diamond yelling and shaking his fist, with another grown up, Mr. Busser, chasing behind him, pleading for him to stop.

Being a hero can be really confusing sometimes.  All the kids thought I should have been chosen player of the century…even the fifth graders.  But instead, Mr. Harvey said that even though I was moving that weekend, he was going to inform the principal at Highland that I was enrolling at his school with a suspension hung around my neck.  And the worst of it was that I got my butt whipped so hard that evening, thanks to my dad’s lack of a sense of humor, that I couldn’t help much with the loading and unloading of boxes that weekend.  So, actually, I guess it wasn’t a bad trade off.

Friday, August 17, 2012

I COULD HAVE BEEN A HERO - Book 1

Book 1 – THIS COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING BIG…OR NOT.


Have you ever seen one of those war type movies, where it appears that everyone is in trouble, and the future looks hopeless?  It seems as though there is always a John Wayne type guy who suddenly emerges from nowhere to save the world.  As a general rule, he has not slept in three days, hasn’t had anything substantial to eat in eons, yet has the strength to singlehandedly fight off the entire Japanese Navy, disregarding his hunger and fatigue, and delights in the fact that his reward is the opportunity to carry the beautiful helpless maiden to safety.

Well, my name is John Hill, and for some reason, I have always pictured myself as that kind of person.  I am a big burly sort of guy, and even though it looks as if I’ve had a few too many helpings of mashed potatoes, I still see myself as the “here I come to save the day” character when the chips are down.

I have had numerous opportunities throughout my life to be a hero to some degree, but it always seemed that I would fall short of the mark, as was the case when I was in the sixth grade, and on the school baseball team.

I grew up in a quiet neighborhood just across the river from Bakersfield in the golden state of California.  My father played farmer when he wasn’t driving a truck for Standard Oil Company, which was almost always.  Needless to say, that left the farming to my mom, my younger sister, Mary and my little brother, Kenny, and I, who at the grand old age of ten, wasn’t worth a tick in a haystack when it came to farming.  As a result, my mother soon had had her fill of “Green Acres” and suggested to my dad that perhaps it was time to move back to town.  I think I recall her saying something like “enough is enough” or close to it.  A short time later we moved back to the big city.

I was a little apprehensive about switching schools in the middle of the year.  I was comfortable with a pretty set routine at Beardsley Elementary School, and I didn’t know anyone at Highland Elementary School.  I’m not sure why I was so nervous.  I was probably afraid that the high falutin’ kids at Highland would discover cow dung on the bottom of my shoes, or even worse.  Whatever the reason, I knew that the only way I could get in good with the new kids was to do something extraordinary, and I had to do it quick.  I decided that the fastest and easiest way to accomplish this was to join the school baseball team.  I knew the tryouts had already taken place, but didn’t really worry, because I knew as soon as the coach saw me in action, I would be on the team.

I considered myself a pretty good ball player.  At least I thought I was good enough to turn a few heads, and figured it would be just a matter of time before I had a fairly impressive following.  I was pretty surprised when Coach Thompson informed me that the sixth grade “A” team was pretty well set, but I would be able to play on the sixth grade “B” team.  At first, I was devastated.  “How could I not make the first team?” I asked myself.  However, the more I thought about it, the more I realized that it was the middle of the season, and how was the coach supposed to explain to some kids’ parents that he was going to have to kick their kid off the team because this super star stud had just moved in.  So, I decided to go along with the coach, for now, so the poor kid could stay on the team.

Aztec Junior High School is a tiny little school way out of town in the middle of some oil slick.  They were to be my first victims.

“Hill!” the coach yelled at Thursday’s practice.

“Finally,” I thought, “the “A” team can’t make it without me, and the coach is pulling me up to the big leagues.”  I kind of felt bad for the third string outfielder that was obviously being sent to the “B” team to make room for me.

“I have been watching you this week.” He started.  “You’ve been real impressive.”

“Here it comes.”  I thought as I tried to look humble…but it was hard.

“So…I want you to start tomorrow…as the pitcher…for the “B” squad.”

I just about choked as the B rang in my ears.  I felt like a bush-leaguer…a big bozo.  I was bewildered, morally busted and betrayed.  A total boob.

I watched him walk back to the dugout where his elite team was waiting in respectful anticipation.

Sure, I was disappointed, as I recall, but I was grateful at the same time.  At least I was playing.  “I’ll have a chance to prove to Coach Thompson what a great player he was passing up.” I thought.

When we arrived at the ball field, which was nothing more than a glorified pasture surrounded by oil derricks, we immediately grabbed our gloves, searched for the old army duffle bag for a ball and headed for the diamond to get warmed up.  After a few practice pitches, I caught sight of Coach Thompson heading our way.

“Hey fella’s!” he called us together.  “Their coach has just informed me that they have but one sixth grade team this year, so we are going to have to make some changes.”

“Oh great!” I thought, “I’ll get to sit and watch and hope that the first, second, and third string pitchers all blow out their arms and then maybe I’ll be able to play.”

“So,” Coach Thompson started, “we have agreed that you guys will play their combined fifth/sixth grade team, and our “A” team will play their combined seventh/eighth grade team.”

“You’ve got to be kidding!” I protested.  “We gotta play a bunch of little…”  That was as far as I got in my tirade when I noticed an intense glare in my direction from Coach Thompson.  I wisely decided to leave well enough alone.  But, as I walked away, I could feel the bitter disappointment of having to play a team with a bunch of little fifth graders on it.

The game was going pretty well, much to my silent surprise, and even though it was hard to admit, the reason for our success was the rag-tag bunch of guys playing behind me.  Most of the batters I faced were hitting the ball, but usually right at one of our players.  And, to my amazement, they were catching them.

At one point in the game, I think it was about the third or fourth inning, I had already walked a couple of batters, and another was safe on an error, which loaded the bases.  Much to my horror, I glanced over at the on-deck circle, and there, smiling like a Cheshire cat, was the shortstop.  Now this guy had been a thorn in my side all afternoon.  The score at the time was 5 – 2 our favor.  It should have been 5 – 0, but the shortstop, the guy who was pointing his bat at me as he walked to the plate, had already hit two solo homeruns earlier in the game.  I had to admit, I was a little nervous.  That shortstop could flat out hit that ball.  He walked slowly to the plate, stopping only to knock the mud off his cleats with the bottom of his bat.  Stepping to the plate, he peered down at me with a grin that said, “throw me the ball…I dare ya.”

Now, I’ve never been one to back down from a challenge, but at that moment, I was secretly praying for a freak hail storm, or tornado, or something.  It didn’t come.  I tried to put a little something extra on my fastball, but despite all my anxieties, he blasted that ball clean out of sight.  I mean that thing stayed in the air for what seemed like an hour.  Our outfielders didn’t even chase after it.  They just turned around and watched it go over their heads, and threw down their mitts.  The score was now 6 – 5, their favor.  One pitch and a three run lead was gone.  And, to make things worse, Coach Thompson had left the “A” game to see how we were doing, and got there just in time to watch the ball as it sailed into outer-space.

We finally got them out without anymore runs being scored.  Now the pressure was on us.  We had to score at least one more run in that half inning or the game would be over.  As fate would have it, I had the opportunity to redeem myself.  We had a runner on third and first with just one out.  I stepped to the plate.  I felt as if all eyes at the ball park were on me.  I was feeling the pressure, especially because I hadn’t done very well at bat thus far in the game.  In fact, I had been up three different times, and each time I had either grounded out, or flied out to none other…the shortstop.

I was determined.  The balance of the game was on my shoulders.  I understood how Atlas must have felt.  The pitcher looked down at his catcher, as I bounced the bat on my shoulder.  I could actually see the ball in my mind flying off into orbit.  The whole team would be on the field carrying me back to the dugout.  Finally, the pitch.  It was right down the middle of the plate.  I gripped the bat and took a mighty Casey swing.  Crack!  I hit a line drive right between the third baseman and the shortstop.  “All right, the run from third will score and the game will be tied.  I finally came through.” 

All of a sudden, the sky fell.  It was the shortstop.  He dove for the ball and knocked it down.  “I can’t believe it!”  I bellowed.  I put my head down and started tearing up the base path.  As I started moving down the line, I looked up just in time to see the shortstop throw the ball to the second baseman getting the force out at second.  That was when it hit me.  They were trying to get a double play.  The second baseman would throw the ball to first and if the throw beat me the game would be over…OVER!  “It might me close,” I thought, “but they could never get me, I mean this is the sixth grade, for crying outloud, nobody gets double plays in the sixth grade.”

No sooner had I dismissed that thought, when God pulled the rug out from under me, or the ground to be more precise.  Even now, I don’t really know what happened, except that I still remember the laughs coming from the few spectators that had stuck around to watch their team play.

There I was, face down in the dirt about ten yards from the base, chalk stuck to my face.  “What happened?” I thought, as I lifted my head from off the turf.

The celebration had already started on the field.  It was their shortstop who was being carried to the dugout, not me.  I slowly rolled over and looked up into the faces of 12 dazed teammates lost in disbelief.

“I caught my cleats on something!”  I tried to find an excuse.  “Really!” I explained.  I watched them walk away mournfully shaking their heads. 

“Really!”  I begged.

I was quietly making my way back to the bus trying desperately to figure out how I ended up face first in the dirt halfway down the first base line, when all of a sudden, I looked up and saw Coach Thompson coming my way.  He wasn’t alone.  Walking beside him, as if he had just signed a contract with the Yankees was the Aztec shortstop and their coach.

“John!” Coach Thompson said.  “I’d like to introduce you to Aztec’s coach, Bob Franklin and their shortstop, whose name is also John.  They want to meet you and congratulate you on a good game.

“Congratulate!” I mumbled, assuming they wanted to rub my nose in it, or at least the shortstop.  “Yeah?” I answered in my regular voice.  “Well, just because we got the same name doesn’t mean you’re anything special.”

“Jonathan!” Coach Thompson snapped.  “Sportsmanship makes an athlete.  And I do not allow anyone on my teams who are not athletes.”

He was right, I knew.  I just didn’t want to admit it, especially with Johnny Super Star standing there.  But, I was also smart enough to know that Coach Thompson had the upper hand.  If I wanted to remain on the team, I was going to have to swallow some pride, stand tall and take some ridicule.

“Sorry Coach.” I finally said, and stuck out my hand.  “Nice game.”

“Thanks.” He responded.  And HE took off HIS hat, and HER hair fell to HER waist. 

“Actually,” she said, “my name is really Johanna.  Everyone just calls me John.

I was absolutely mortified.  I just stood there with my bottom lip on the ground.  I heard the coach mumble something about the confusion.  I didn’t know what I felt.  Finally, I just screamed in frustration.  “You’re...a…girl!”  I threw down my mitt and kicked it halfway to centerfield.  All the guys on the team were standing around and after the initial shock, they started laughing.

I don’t know whatever happened to Johanna.  But one thing I do know.  At that particular moment, I felt that she had ruined my chance to be a hero.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Chance Meeting at the Grocery Store


Chance Meeting at the Grocery Store



I usually try to do the grocery shopping on Wednesdays.  I will go to Aldi first to check out their produce because they often have some pretty good choices for less money.  Then I will do my bulk shopping at Kroger.  Now I go to Kroger on Wednesday for a very good reason.  It is Senior Citizen Day, which means all senior citizens get an additional 5% off their purchase, AND they have free coffee and donuts/cookies for the patrons.  Wednesdays are usually the busiest shopping day they have, obviously.

Because of Senior Citizens Day every Wednesday, I have had the opportunity of meeting some pretty interesting folks.  A couple of weeks ago I had an encounter with an elderly lady in the parking lot that will be remembered for a long time.

As usual, I pulled into a space that was located right next to the empty cart deposit.  I do this, of course, because I don’t like to push the cart any further than necessary.  Sitting in her car right on the other side of the cart lane was the elderly woman who appeared to be somewhere in the neighborhood of 125 to 135 years old.  As I gathered my shopping list, the coupon binder and the pile of shopping bags, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the lady was not moving, or at least moving very slowly.  At first I thought maybe she was listening to the radio.  I quickly dismissed that thought when I realized that elderly people don’t usually sit in the car jiving to the new number one hit in the country.

As I walked over to the cart rack to fetch the one cart that was available, I saw her car door open and watched her as she slowly pulled herself to her feet.  She appeared to be about three feet tall when standing.  That was probably due to the fact that she was so stooped that her height would have been much different if she had been able to stand normally.  I also realized that my age quesstimation was way off.  I believe she was probably closer to 150.  She started to move towards the cart rack and our eyes met.

She had this pitiful look on her face like she had just been told that the Social Security Bank had dried up.  I just looked at her and smiled and said “good morning.”

She looked at the cart that I was pushing and then up into my eyes again.

“Oh!  I see you got the cart.”  She said.

“I’m sorry,” I offered.  “I didn’t realize you were going to use it.  Here, you go ahead and take it and I will get one at the door.”

“Well, I think we can share it, if you don’t mind.”

I immediately got this picture in my mind of the two of us walking around the store holding onto this cart and filling the basket with both of our shopping items.  I was about ready to say that I really didn’t think that that would work, when she offered an explanation.

“I try to park next to the carts, because I need to hold onto them so I don’t fall down…just until we get into the store, then I will get my own cart.  I just need a small one.  Land sakes, this cart is so big, the food I’d put in it would get lost.  Besides, we could walk along together and visit…that is, if you’re not in a big hurry…I don’t walk so fast.”

I smiled and offered her half of the push handle of the cart.

“Besides,” she added.  “It would be quite a spectacle and probably way too much stimulation for some of these old people around here to see this old woman writhing around on the pavement trying to get up.  I’m not sure, but I don’t think I even put on any pantyhose this morning.  I’d hate to be responsible for giving some old guy a heart attack.”  Then she let go of an impish little laugh.

She was so cute, how could I resist?  We hobbled across the parking lot together sharing our stories of arthritis, diabetes, various other aches and pains, grandchildren, shopping at Kroger, where they give people free coffee, and various other senior experiences.

When we finally made it to the entrance, I helped her get a small cart, she said, “thanks for the lift” and was off.

I smiled and scratched my head, then headed for the coffee set up, but had to wait in line for the little mystery lady.  She was not to be denied her free cup of coffee.  She looked up at me and said, “We are going to have to stop meeting like this, people will start to talk.”

Now I had to laugh.  

Sunday, April 22, 2012

William (Bill) Jasper Hildebrand


Life Story of William (Bill) Jasper Hildebrand

William was the oldest son of eleven children and was born on September 26, 1893 in Tuscumbia, Miller County, Missouri to Joseph Henry Hildebrand and Ida Bell Witt.

Bill’s father, Joseph Henry, was a lumber worker and carpenter and taught Bill from the time he could hold an axe in his hands how to use it.  Bill’s parents, Joseph Henry and Ida Bell, moved to a place they homesteaded in Texas County, Missouri.  Bill had to walk several miles to school.  When the weather was nice, he worked with his father, but when it was too cold to work the timber, he went to school.  Under these conditions, he was only able to finish the third grade.  Even so, Bill became very adept at arithmetic.  He understood square feet, cubic feet, rods, miles, quarters, and what a section of land was.  He could calculate equations, find area measurements, and evaluate mathematical terms better than most young people his age, even though they had more formal education.  He could look at a section of land with timber and was able to estimate quite accurately how many square feet of timber could be harvested.  He could work a hand grain sickle, and was a master at farming using a horse and handmade tools.  While his practical skills and his accomplishments in math soared, his reading skills were not very good.  He did, however, learn to read the Bible and understood it.  Bill grew in stature and even though he wasn’t a huge man, standing a little less than six feet, he became very strong and could man handle most others in a good arm wrestling competition.

He met and married Sadie Alice Barnhart when he was twenty-four years old on July 15, 1917.  She was a beautiful young girl of the ripe old age of fifteen. To show how thoughtful and practical Bill was their first Christmas, he bought his bride a set of long underwear to keep her warm.  Sadie cried because she was really hoping for something more feminine, such as jewelry or silk stockings.  His thinking was: You buy what is needed.  Over the years the Christmases were very enjoyable and they had to be practical as everyone in that era of time was.  They always had a tree and lots of love, good will, and homemade decorations.

Their first child, Lenora Pearl, was born the next June.  When Pearl was born they lived in a log home.  Bill worked at all sorts of jobs to make a living.  In the winter he caught furbearing animals and sold their pelts to supplement their income.  When World War I broke out, he went into the army, leaving his young wife and their baby behind.  He only served three months because the war ended.  Bill said that they ended the war when they heard that he was in the army.  When he returned home, he went about his usual chores.  Not long after Bill returned from the war, little Pearl came down with scarlet fever.  They almost lost her.  It was a trying time for Bill and Sadie.

Three years after Pearl’s birth, a son, Lindsey Arthur was born.  Now Bill had a son who would grow up to help him clear the land.  Bill bought 120 acres of timber land with no buildings on it.  He built a three room house out of rough lumber that he sawed off his own land.  For a living, he made railroad ties with a broad axe or a buck saw, and carried the ties on his shoulders out of a rough ravine and loaded them on to a wagon.  Back breaking work.  When he was having back problems in his later years, a doctor said, “When you were young, or sometime during your life did you have to lift some heavy objects?”  Bill just looked at him and said, “I don’t think so.”

Bill eventually cleared the 120 acres and made a good producing farm out of it.  All the buildings on the place were built by him.  The barn was built from his own logs.  He made the fanciest gate latches anyone could have ever of hoped to see.  He dug ponds with a horse drawn scoop so there would be water for the live stock.  There were a total of four ponds on the 120 acres.  He hand dug a cistern for the family’s water supply.  It was about twenty or thirty feet deep and he cemented the sides and bottom.  A drop bucket, tied to a rope, drew the water up from the cistern.  To keep the water pure, he built a filter system of charcoal, sand and gravel that the water filtered through as it went into the cistern when it drained the rain fall from the gutters around the roof of the house.  He built a storm cellar with a smokehouse on top, so the family would find shelter from the tornadoes.  Food was also stored in the cellar.

Bill butchered his own hogs and wild animals that the family ate, curing his hams and bacon in the smokehouse.  He stretched and tanned the hides of all wild animals and then sold them making extra cash.

Four years after Lindsey was born, Bill and Sadie’s third child, Thelma Marie, came along.  They all felt the crunch of the small house, so Bill closed in the back porch and made another room.  Three years later, on Bill’s birthday, their third daughter, Lela Mae was born.  It didn’t take long to realize that Lela Mae should have been a boy.  She was the busiest little girl imaginable and was always going here and there and could not sit still.

Bill and Sadie were devout Christians.  Traveling preachers, ministers, and missionaries who passed through the area were always invited to stay with them.  It was not unusual to have some stay for a month or longer.  Bill and Sadie’s home was the closest to the Long Hollow Church where revivals were held.

Missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormon) eventually traveled through the area and Bill became quite adept at discussing religious concepts with the Mormon missionaries.  Eventually, in late October, Bill, Sadie, and Pearl were baptized members of the Mormon Church in an icy pond near their home.  Bill and Sadie’s home became the meeting house where worship services were held.  At the time there were four families in the county that were members of the Mormon faith.  The missionaries kept encouraging Bill to move his family to Utah so his kids could meet and marry other church members.  Try as they would, Bill would not be moved from his home state of Missouri.

Bill did teach the adult Sunday school class for many, many years.  Because there was only one organized congregation in the area for miles and miles around, Bill was not made an elder in the church for several years.  Thus he was not able to baptize his own children.  He did, however, baptize his grandson, David Smith, the youngest son of Lela Mae.

Bill never worked on Sundays, except chores that had to be done.  Sunday was a day of serious scripture reading and being with family and visiting the sick.  If anyone ever came to see Bill on any other day of the week, they would find him busy and would have to follow him around while he plowed, picked up rocks, cut timber, or whatever else he was tending to.

In the summer the family would sit out in the yard until the house cooled off.  They would watch the falling stars and the lightning bugs, talk about the heavens, the planets, the Big Dipper, the Little Dipper, and find the North Star, the Seven Little Sisters and the Milky Way.  In the winter, Bill gathered his family around the dining room table and read and discussed various pieces of literature including, but not limited to, the Holy Scriptures.

Bill was also a grave digger, and as such, was quite proficient with dynamite.  Many areas in the Ozarks are comprised of large, solid pieces of rock, sometimes as large as a big room.  Without the knowledge and expertise of explosives, digging graves can be a very difficult, if not impossible, undertaking. (No pun intended.)

Bill also drove a school bus for several years and he also graded roads in that township with a horse-drawn grader.  In 1949, he purchased the first tractor in the county.  It was very intense and at times a little frightening to learn how to drive the tractor and actually farm with it.  He also bought a milking machine, which sped up the milking process exponentially.  Until then, the cows were all milked by hand, which was a long, difficult, tedious job.   

In 1930 the depression had the country on its knees.  Bill bid on a mail route for the US Postal Service and after receiving word that his bid was accepted, he came to the realization that he was going to have to get a more reliable form of transportation.  He purchased a Model-A Ford pickup and moved his family to Plato, Missouri.  The postal job was a four year contract and Bill never missed a day of delivering the mail during that four year commitment.

In 1931 his youngest son, Loran Jasper, was born.  Loran was not an easy delivery for Sadie, as he weighed in at fourteen plus pounds.

When his four year contract with the Postal Service expired, he bought a general merchandise store in Upton, Missouri for $300.  He sold everything a household needed from candy to chicken feed, gasoline for cars and kerosene for lamps.  There was a cream room in the store where locals brought their cream to sell.  Bill hired a man take care of that part of the operation.  The store managing only lasted for one year.  He missed the farm.  He came to the realization that a farmer was what he was and he didn’t really want to do anything else but work and till the ground.  He sold the store for $300 and a team of horses and a small herd of cows and went back to the farm, which he still owned.

He busied himself building a mill to grind grains of all kinds.  He could now make his own cornmeal, and his own animal feed.  There were a couple of hundred chickens to feed, several hogs, sheep, cows and horses.  He also had a blacksmith shop, and was his own smithy.  He was ingenious enough to build his own bellows to fan the smithy’s flame.  He also designed and built a contraption called a shaving horse.  This machine made shingles in which he used to shingle the buildings he built.  They were smooth and reliable and as professional looking as the ones purchased at the store.

At his blacksmith shop he shod horses for everyone for miles around, ground the grain for neighbors to feed their animals, and did his own sheep shearing.  He built his own beehives and would watch for swarms of bees in the spring and early summer.  He would put them into his hives and set them on his farm to make honey for his family.  Bill enjoyed his bees throughout his life.  Bill could be seen tending his bees when he was in his 90’s.  He designed and built his own honey extractor that worked as well, if not better than the store bought brands.  Bill’s extractor would allow the sun to separate the honey from the comb and designed it so the honey would drain down into the jars to be preserved.

Bill suffered from heat stroke on two different occasions while in the field tending to chores on the farm.  They were severe enough that both times he was bed ridden and doctors and family members were afraid they were going to lose him at any time.  Because Bill was as tough as those nails he had his children straighten, and because he was a fighter, he recovered and was back in the fields working his farm.  Bill may not have been the best patient a nurse ever attended to, but that did not deter his commitment to helping others who were sick.  It was nothing for Bill to go miles to fetch a doctor in order to deliver a baby.  He would sit up with children all night long so the rest of the family could rest.  He helped nurse his family though tonsillitis, toothaches, earaches, pneumonia, split heads, bruises and cuts without the aid of a doctor.  His medical prowess did not end with his family.  He even treated his own animals, for the expenses of a veterinarian were considered a luxury.  

Bill considered his animals, especially his horses, as extended members of his family.  He had a beautiful horse named Barney.  Barney was a large hard working draft horse.  He was very intelligent and a friend to all.  At one point in Barney’s life he came down with the horse version of sleeping sickness.  While Bill was a proud, stoic man, he actually broke down and cried when he thought Barney was going to die.  He built a sling out of small trees that he cut and trimmed down to make poles.  He made braces to hold the poles up and used burlap sacks and ropes to make the sling that held the horse up so he wouldn’t lie down and die.  Bill sat up at night with the horse to keep him awake, and the children took turns keeping the horse awake during the day.  A young neighbor boy brought his old guitar and Lindsey, Pearl and Thelma would sing as the neighbor accompanied them.  Barney lived through the whole ordeal even though the Vet told Bill the horse wouldn’t make it through the week.  Many personal and family prayers went up for Barney during that critical week.

As busy as Bill was tending to his farm, he managed to find time to work on behalf of the community as well.  He served on the school board at Long Hollow School for many years and did most of the hiring of the teachers and choosing of the text books the children used for their lessons.

In 1938, Bill bought a big two-story house and promptly tore it down and had his children straighten the nails that came out of the boards so he could re-use them.  A practice which would not even be considered in today’s world.  He hauled the torn down house by wagon to his home, which was about two and a half miles away.  He then built three rooms on to his house.  Now there were four bedrooms, a large upstairs room, a dining room, and a large living room.

A few years after the additions were built World War II broke out and he and Sadie would have several army camp boarders at a time while Fort Leonard Wood was being built.  Bill worked at the Fort and Sadie worked there during the war while her oldest son, Lindsey was fighting in Germany.  The oldest daughter, Pearl, came to stay with them while her husband, Milton, fought in the South Pacific.

During World War II Bill bought his first radio and operated it on a wet cell car battery.  The family was very limited to what they could listen to as he wanted to listen to the war news every night.  He traded a cow for a windmill and used the wind-power to keep the battery charged.  Bill thought if the volume was turned up, it would use more energy, so the family had to sit very close to the radio and remain quiet so they could hear what was being said.

Bill was a typical woodworker and experienced some of the challenges that most woodworkers face during their working years.  While he was able to keep himself safe from serious accidents, he was missing part of one finger.  This happened in 1952.  A windstorm had blown the grain stalks down and he was out in the field trying desperately to save the crop.  Lela Mae was driving the combine.  Weeds were choking up the sickle, so Lela stopped the combine so her father could un-choke the sickle that by this time had frozen up from its heavy load.  When he finally pulled the sickle free, he didn’t get his hand away from the sickle blades in time and soon part of the grain harvest included the upper portion of his right pointer finger.  Bill considered this incident a minor accident, as he still had nine and a half fingers left to do the job.

Bill and Sadie and the children had moved a total of four times, all within Texas County, Missouri, during the years the children were growing up.  Now all the kids were grown and all living in California except Pearl, who lived for a time in Arkansas before finally moving to California, as well.  Eventually Sadie’s health started to fail her and they decided to move to California to be closer to their children.  Bill became close friends with a man from the church who helped Bill get a job as a ranch caretaker and Sadie a ranch hand cook on the Faye Creek Ranch near Weldon, California.  Sadie’s health continued to decline, so they moved from the ranch back into Bakersfield where Bill became the custodian and gardener for the church building and grounds.  Not long afterwards, Sadie’s health was critical enough that Bill had to give up his custodian job so he could spend more time with her.  Bill did manage to buy a burned-damaged house and completely restore it.  He made a rental unit out of it to supplement their income. 

Finally, on March 10, 1971, after more than fifty years together, Bill lost his beloved wife, Sadie.  He said he was relieved, because he knew the diabetes that she had fought for so many years would not hurt her anymore.

With urging from his children, Bill began seeing a widowed lady named Sybil Dunaway.  With Bill almost in his eighties and Sybil nearly the same age, they surprised several friends when they announced their engagement and were soon married in 1972. 

Bill’s favorite sports when growing up were playing baseball, wrestling, gigging for fish, and hunting possums, coons, and deer.  In his later years, he became a master at checkers, dominoes, and rook.  If you ever decided to sit down with Bill and challenge him to a game of rook, you needed to be prepared for a battle.  He was tenacious in his competitions.  While Bill was an avid board game and card game fan, he never gambled.  The story is told of how his youngest son, Lorin and his wife took Bill and Sybil on a trip to Reno.  Loran had given both Bill and Sybil a role of nickels to play the slot machines.  Everyone eventually lost their roll of coins to the one-arm-bandits except Bill.  He came home with his roll of coins intact in his coat pocket.

Bill was also an accomplished harmonica player.  He was often called upon to play at family gatherings and at other social gatherings.  Jig dancing and Square dancing were two things that Bill enjoyed and became very accomplished at.

Bill has seen the coming of cars, the locomotive, airplanes, jets, rockets, and space shuttles.  He was invited to see the first shuttle landing at Edwards Air Force Base and sat up front to see that beautiful bird land so gracefully.  He made two airplane flights and thought riding in a jet was just too fast.  “You can’t see anything.”  He preferred riding the train or going in a car.

Bill was also a man of deep integrity.  During the depression he was never on government aid.  He always owned a car. His family never thought they were poor.  They ate like kings and there was always an abundant amount of love and all the clothes they needed.  He and Sadie were the first people in the area to own a gas-powered washing machine, which their daughter, Pearl, bought for them.  They were also the first family to own a gas iron and a gas lamp.  There was one time in Bill’s life that it became necessary to borrow some money.  He was not asked to sign a note.  In fact when Bill asked the man where he was supposed to sign, the man looked at Bill and chuckled.  “You don’t need to sign anything,” he told him.  “Your word is good enough in these parts.”

Bill kept himself busy as he grew older and older.  Even in his 90’s, Bill could be seen working on one of the lawn mowers he had purchased at a garage sale, getting it tuned up so it could be resold to someone in need of a good running machine.  In between garage sales and rebuilding small engines, he managed to keep a hearty winter and summer garden that was the envy of everyone in the neighborhood. 

Bill and Sadie had five children, twenty-one grandchildren, and many great grandchildren.  Through Sybil, he has seven step children, twenty eight step grand children and many more step great grand children. 

To sum up the life of William Jasper Hildebrand, he was a lumber jack, carpenter, gardener, farmer, miller, inventor, bus driver, mail man, store owner, grave digger, mechanic, electrician, veterinarian, blacksmith, sheep herder and shearer, butcher, ranch caretaker, building custodian, well digger, landscaper, and small engine repairman.  It should be noted that as a blacksmith, Bill also made picks, shovels, hoes, plow points, and repaired iron wagon wheels.  In short, there wasn’t much Bill could not do.

If one could ask Bill today, what his greatest accomplishment was in life, he would say without hesitation…being a father to my children and a husband to my wife.

Bill left this life in March of 1991 at the age of 98.

This overview of the life of William Jasper Hildebrand was compiled by his grandson Charles Hildebrand, oldest son of Lindsey Arthur Hildebrand, who was Bill and Sadie’s oldest son.  The contents of this bio was gathered by reviewing other materials written and published by various family and friends as well as word of mouth stories recalled by the author.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Our "Family" Home

When we moved to Maryville, TN in July of 2010, we found a nice brick home in an upgraded area to rent.  We were reluctant to purchase a home when we first arrived for fear that we might settle in the "wrong" neighborhood, put the kids in a not-so-good school district, along with other concerns, when we did not know anything about the area.  We were lucky to get a great landlord who basically let us live there as if it was actually our home.  We liked the house, but we also knew that it wasn't what we wanted to settle in for the next several years.  So, as one can imagine, our hunt for that perfect home started not long after we moved in to the rental.

When we lived in Tehachapi, CA, we lived in a log home and loved the log home experience.  Thus, we decided that we wanted to find a log home to live in.  We thought that that task would be somewhat easy...this is Tennessee, for crying out loud...the home of log homes.  But we soon discovered that finding that perfect log home was not as easy as we had told ourselves.  Oh, we found several log homes that would have been perfect, but they were either a days trip by covered wagon to get to town, or in some instances...civilization.  We did find one particular place that would have been great.  A beautiful house on some nice property.  It was a little off the beaten path, but decided it would be doable, but only because the place was so exquisite.  When we started to leave, we noticed that the only other home in the immediate area was right across the street.  Both Sarah and I stood by the car and watched the scene in front of us for a long time.  There was a old dilapidated home with a covered porch that ran across the front of the house.  The roof of the porch looked like it would cave in with a good sneeze from the old guy in the rocking chair next to the front door.  Dressed in overalls with no shoes he sported a long dark beard and smoked a pipe.  There was a tired looking old bloodhound plopped down right next to the rocking chair and he was flicking flies with his tail.  The old man was sipping something from a Mason jar that he held in his left hand and his right hand softly caressed a shotgun, which laid comfortably across his lap.

"Howdy, there!" I hollered in my best neighborly voice.

"Don't provoke him!" Sarah admonished.

We stared at the figure on the porch for what seemed an eternity when finally he turned his head and spat out a big glob of some kind of dark goo.  "Ya'll gonna be here long?" he drawled in an almost inaudible voice. 

Without so much as a "nice to meet you" we were in the car and scooting down the road back to the 21st century. 

The log home search continued off and on for a few months without much luck.  We were starting to wonder if that perfect timber home was anywhere out there.

Oddly enough, on one day in December, Sarah noticed an add on the Internet about some vacant property for sale, and an address was given.  We plugged the address into the GPS and decided to go take a look.  It should be noted that we had almost decided that the only way we were going to have that perfect log home, was to build it ourselves.  That is why we were looking at property.  We drove to the area the GPS took us to but there was no vacant land for sale.  We checked and rechecked the GPS again, and again, it told us to go where we were already parked.  Deciding to give up, we started for home.  As we drove down the road...Binfield Road, to be exact, we saw an old farm house with a "for sale" sign posted in the front yard.

"Let's stop and take a look at this house." Sarah said.

I pulled the car into the driveway and we got out.  The house was empty, so we peeked through the windows and really liked what we saw.  We liked it so much, in fact, that we called the number of the realtor posted on the "for sale" sign to see if we could schedule a time to go through it.  As fate would have it, the realtor, Mark, was already in the area and said he could be there in just a few minutes.  So we decided to wait.

While we were waiting, we decided to check out the property itself.  We saw that on one side of the house was a large, probably close to half an acre, enormous bamboo forest.  What fun the boys would have playing in the bamboo, we thought.  As we walked into the backyard, we were really taken back by the two-seater out house that stood in the middle of the large back yard.  We weren't sure, but it appeared that there was some ample property that came with the house, as well.  We would find out soon enough, as we saw Mark's car pull up behind ours.

Mark showed us through the house and we were in love with it before we got upstairs.  The home was built in 1917 and there have been a several renovations and reconstruction projects since that time.  We were told that the couple that currently owned it purchased it a few years ago with the intention of fixing it up with the best products money could buy.  The man worked on the house over the next few years making it a modern, up-to-date, exquisite piece of property.  He and his wife were now ready to live comfortably for the remainder of their years in a modern, old farm house.  However, as so often is the case, the wife took ill shortly thereafter and passed away.  The home was now up for sale.

We spoke with the realtor, who talked with the owner, and within a couple of days, an offer was made and accepted.  We were moving in.  Literally, within a few weeks, we were in our new home, which was about as far away from a log home one could get.  Even so, Sarah and I and the boys, feel at home and in an odd way, almost like we were meant to be here.

Now...as Paul Harvey would have said...is the rest of the story.

We were so excited about our new home and sharing it with all our friends, we downloaded the pictures and quickly posted them on our Facebook accounts for everyone to see.  We especially wanted them to get a clear slice of life in Tennessee because we were blazing a trail in that respect. One of the reasons we chose to settle in Tennessee was because we knew absolutely no one that lived there. And, except for a few distant family ancestors that were from Pulaski, TN, we knew no one that was from Tennessee or even had any connections to Tennessee.  That was when things started to get a little weird, if not down right creepy.  We could play that "What if?" game all day, but the fact is we were, indeed, drawn to that house. 

What if...we hadn't decided that the only way we could find our dream house was to build it ourselves, thus started to look for vacant property? 

What if...we hadn't chose that particular piece of real estate to look at on that particular day?

What if...our GPS had led us to the right place in the beginning?  We plugged the address into the GPS a few days later, and this time it did give us the correct directions...hummm?

What if...we had decided to enter the address to the vacant lot into our computer in Google maps and thus taken a different route to the alleged piece of land, for there was more than one way to get there.

What if...we had been unable to get hold of the realtor, that day?

And, so the guessing game goes on and on.

With pictures posted, we sat back and waited for our friends and family to ohh and aah over our newly found castle.  Shortly thereafter, I get a message from my cousin Susie, who's mother and my mother are sisters.

"Charlie!  This is unbelievable!  You do know that my dad (my uncle Bob) is from Maryville.  In fact, they are from Binfield.  AND, the home you just purchased, is the home my grandfather was born in...you have just bought our old family home!" 

She wanted to know if we had met our neighbors, Mark and Gay, who live across the street and down a quarter of a mile or so.  They are her cousins.  And, the home directly across the street, which is  currently vacant, is the home of her aunt, who passed away about two years ago.  Susie then went ahead and described some of the features of the original home and brought us up on the history of the old homestead.

She said that across the street is the old barn. (Now a State Historical Landmark.)  She said somewhere in that barn is the initial "N".  It was bore into the side of the barn by one of her uncles, I believe, with some kind of tool and she said she was told that he got into a lot of trouble for it.

Sure enough, we went exploring a day shortly thereafter and looked through the barn and found the "N" drilled into one of the doors on the inside.

She said the last time they were at the old place was 40-45 years ago.  She said she remembers that there were like hundreds of giant oak trees all over the place.  I don't think there are hundreds, but there are a lot and some of them are about 200 years old.  Susie's younger brother, my cousin Jim, says he remembers that the sidewalk from the street to the front door is about a mile long.  Not quite a mile, Jim, but close...probably about 75 feet or so.  They shared many memories about the old farm and we still have fun speculating and wondering what it was like here in 1917.

Mark and Gay told us that the original home was moved from where the "new" home was built in 1917 to a site across the street near where his mother's home now sits.  Several years later, the old original home, the one that Susie's grandfather was actually born in, burned to the ground.

In the beginning the property was a tobacco farm.  Several crops were planted and harvested through the years on this property.  At one time it was even a dairy...they had 16 cows and sold the milk to a couple of markets in the area.  Not far from the back door is a 2 foot by 4 foot concrete vat, which is about 2 feet in depth.  Apparently, this vat was filled with cold stream water and the fresh milk was stored there until it was picked up for processing.  Aidan, our youngest, wanted to know why they just didn't put it in a big refridgerator?

The history connected to this property is not just intriging, but mystifing.  We feel, that for some reason, we were led to this home.  We are here because in some unexplainable way, we were meant to be here.